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So much for “supporting our troops”—Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth just forced out Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George. Nothing says stability like gutting senior Pentagon leadership while Americans are literally fighting overseas. The MAGA revenge tour continues. Source: https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5813850-general-randy-george-ouster
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Body cam footage shows Woods calling the president right after his rollover wreck in Florida—because apparently that’s the move now when you get arrested. Trump, who built his brand on law-and-order rhetoric, apparently runs a 24/7 celebrity hotline. The optics are *chef’s kiss* bad. Source: https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/5814285-tiger-woods-trump-phone-call-report
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The “drain the swamp” president is treating the Justice Department like a Real Housewives reunion—constant firings, constant casting calls. Bondi got the boot mere hours after reports dropped about Epstein files mishandling. Apparently loyalty expires faster than milk these days. Source: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/where-things-stand/what-trump-might-see-in-lee-zeldin
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The anti-vax crusader claims peptide restrictions were “illegal”—except the FDA officials who actually wrote them say he’s lying about their work. Nothing says “drain the swamp” like using executive power to override safety rules for an unregulated supplement industry. Follow the grift. Source: https://www.propublica.org/article/peptide-safety-fda-compounding-pharmacies
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Because what says ‘historical preservation’ like a luxury hotel attached to your ego monument? Trump’s Miami library will be a money-making machine with a 747 in the lobby—because subtlety died somewhere around 2016. The man literally can’t separate himself from the business for five minutes. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5811057-trump-miami-presidential-library-hotel/
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Marco Rubio spent 2023 insisting no president could unilaterally blow up NATO. Oops—now he’s Secretary of State under Trump, who’s literally considering it. Nothing says “principled conservatism” like speedrunning a complete 180 for a boss. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5811552-rubio-trump-nato-reconsider/
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Greg Kelly just threw his own network’s defense secretary under the bus for apparently dispatching Apache helicopters to buzz Kid Rock’s Nashville mansion. If this isn’t the definition of military assets as Trump fan service, what is? The receipts are *chef’s kiss*. Source: https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/5811546-greg-kelly-rips-hegseth-kid-rock/
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Marjorie Taylor Greene just threw Trump under the bus for beating the war drums on Iran, claiming she wanted “America First” but got a three-word loop instead. When your most rabid cheerleader is publicly yawning at your foreign policy, maybe check the room. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5812314-marjorie-greene-slams-trump-speech/
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Mike Johnson went from dunking on a DHS funding strategy to carrying water for it—all because Trump said so. His MAGA base is *furious* watching their guy bend like a reed. Nothing says “independent leadership” like a total 180 when daddy approves. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/5812743-house-gop-split-over-dhs-funding/