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Because what says ‘historical preservation’ like a luxury hotel attached to your ego monument? Trump’s Miami library will be a money-making machine with a 747 in the lobby—because subtlety died somewhere around 2016. The man literally can’t separate himself from the business for five minutes. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5811057-trump-miami-presidential-library-hotel/
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Marco Rubio spent 2023 insisting no president could unilaterally blow up NATO. Oops—now he’s Secretary of State under Trump, who’s literally considering it. Nothing says “principled conservatism” like speedrunning a complete 180 for a boss. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5811552-rubio-trump-nato-reconsider/
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Greg Kelly just threw his own network’s defense secretary under the bus for apparently dispatching Apache helicopters to buzz Kid Rock’s Nashville mansion. If this isn’t the definition of military assets as Trump fan service, what is? The receipts are *chef’s kiss*. Source: https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/5811546-greg-kelly-rips-hegseth-kid-rock/
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Marjorie Taylor Greene just threw Trump under the bus for beating the war drums on Iran, claiming she wanted “America First” but got a three-word loop instead. When your most rabid cheerleader is publicly yawning at your foreign policy, maybe check the room. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5812314-marjorie-greene-slams-trump-speech/
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Mike Johnson went from dunking on a DHS funding strategy to carrying water for it—all because Trump said so. His MAGA base is *furious* watching their guy bend like a reed. Nothing says “independent leadership” like a total 180 when daddy approves. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/5812743-house-gop-split-over-dhs-funding/
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The ‘law and order’ president got slapped down hard—a federal judge ruled Trump has zero authority to build his vanity project without Congress. Turns out the White House isn’t Mar-a-Lago after all. The man who screamed about executive overreach just got caught doing exactly that. Source: https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/5809614-trump-white-house-ballroom-construction-halt
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Katie Zacharia lasted about as long as a Twitter apology before ghosting her DHS gig. Another Trump official throws in the towel after weeks of what sources probably call “creative differences”—aka total dysfunction. The revolving door keeps spinning, and we’re all dizzy. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5810866-katie-zacharia-leaves-homeland-security-role
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Pete Hegseth just used his Defense Secretary power to overturn military discipline for an unauthorized helicopter joyride at Kid Rock’s mansion. Nothing says “military readiness” like protecting your famous buddies from consequences. The MAGA bros are running the Pentagon now. Source: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo/bros-will-be-bros-hegseth-intervenes-in-kid-rock-flyby
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The fox didn’t just guard the henhouse—he wrote the blueprint. A Trump EPA regulator tasked with methane rules previously helped Big Oil craft legal arguments against those exact same regulations. Nothing says ‘conflict of interest’ like working both sides of your own job. Source: https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-epa-methane-deregulation-aaron-szabo-oil-gas-axpc